Hello, My Name Is Toddler

I can scream/shreek at a decibel higher than a pack of hyenas. I throw tantrums over whether or not I get to use my utensils all by myself. I throw things on the floor with a look of utter contempt. I get frustrated over what seems like nothing; these darn humans just don't understand me. My favorite word is "NO," and I repeatedly hurl myself on the floor in a fit of tears. You know, just so everyone else can realize just how serious I am, and how unfair life is, and join in on the misery.
Yup, it's official. Miss Anabelle Lucie is a toddler.