i am a circus ringleader...

...aaaannndd if that's what I am, I think my little ones are the monkeys:

 

In the past few days they have managed to color on walls (duh there was no paper mom), cut up my fancy sheets with scissors (umm hello, been over this. No paper, so naturally sheets are the next best thing!), fight over toys/food/various other objects, dirty a ton of diapers and when actually using the potty, attempt to flush half the roll of TP down too, vomit all over the bed and then try to hide it by making the bed (Ha! I am no fool, she never makes the bed without me telling her to first, I know what's up) and so many other offenses I can't even list them all right now.

 

Annnnndddd....

 

Here is some concrete, undeniable evidence that Angel #3 is gonna be of the female variety too. Yep, there is no way that little booty is anything boy.

Which makes....

 

three kiddie girls

 

one grown-up girl (sort of)

 

four hens (only two of which pay their dues and lay eggs)

 

and of the male variety,

 

one jeff

 

and one freaking annoying rooster who can't figure out when he is actually supposed to crow

 

 

....Lord help us.