...or drown in it. Whatever. Death to ALL slugs who dare eat my strawberries and lettuce! I was thinning the mulch in the strawberry bed today to ensure all the plants got enough sun and whaddaya know, major slugfest going on in there. I decided to make it a REAL party and offer them the good stuff.
Dear Mr. Slug(s):
Stay away from my strawberries or enjoy a good "chelada." Really, I can think of worse ways for you to go. Just try me. Sincerely, Shani
PS- Stay away from my romaine or I will cover you in chicken scratch (AKA chicken candy) and unleash the birds. Consider ya self warned.
6 comments:
I too can think of a few other ways that slugs can go...salt...magnifying glass...
Love it. If we had slugs here, I'd try that. We don't really though. Every so often I see one and it's such a novelty I can't bring myself to kill it. Spokane does weird things to a person's brain...
-Lisa
There is something wrong with Budweiser and Clamato making a drink together.... there is just something wrong with Clamato period. Anyways I like how you are showing those slugs you are serious. The place is looking great!
I know. Doesn't it just sound like the nastiest thing ever? Clamato by itself is bad enough. WHO CAME UP WITH THAT COMBO?! This is why it got used for slug bait. We had some leftovers from when my mom was here.
Well scuuuuze me!
Mom
LOL. Sorry mom...but can't you admit it SOUNDS gross, even if it tastes good? :-)
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